Toes however was serious. He insists he is drinking water that will at the very least prevent, if not all together cure cancer. Toes if anyone is new to this blog is a staff nurse with 5+ years experience. He did not take my laughing so hard at the cancer curing water that I had a raggy doll moment ending up on the floor for a good half hour or so too well. I had to suggest a trip to Woolworths to stop the discussion, or rather argument about the water’s complete inability to cure cancer raging all afternoon. We know how to live the high life. Oh yes.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Amazing Cancer Curing Water!!!
Yesterday when I went to see Toes he was drinking water from a glass bottle. Nothing unusual in that. I drink water all the time, very rarely do I drink anything else, perhaps some fruit juice, although not from a bottle, but that's not very interesting. Not like water that can cure cancer. Now that's pretty amazing I think you'll agree, and that's what Toes told me he was drinking. I was amazed. My friend Toes had the cure for cancer in his hand! We could make a fortune. All we had to do was the same cunning trick I perform at home on a daily basis to drink my water easily. Fill up the bottles from the tap. Perhaps put them in the fridge even for that nice, icy cold refreshing, 'corpy pop' taste.
Toes however was serious. He insists he is drinking water that will at the very least prevent, if not all together cure cancer. Toes if anyone is new to this blog is a staff nurse with 5+ years experience. He did not take my laughing so hard at the cancer curing water that I had a raggy doll moment ending up on the floor for a good half hour or so too well. I had to suggest a trip to Woolworths to stop the discussion, or rather argument about the water’s complete inability to cure cancer raging all afternoon. We know how to live the high life. Oh yes.
Toes however was serious. He insists he is drinking water that will at the very least prevent, if not all together cure cancer. Toes if anyone is new to this blog is a staff nurse with 5+ years experience. He did not take my laughing so hard at the cancer curing water that I had a raggy doll moment ending up on the floor for a good half hour or so too well. I had to suggest a trip to Woolworths to stop the discussion, or rather argument about the water’s complete inability to cure cancer raging all afternoon. We know how to live the high life. Oh yes.
Where do I get the water that cures EDS? Tell Toes to send me that one!
ReplyDeleteHey, if we only drank water, nothing else, none of us would GET cancer!!! Did he tell you that one?
ReplyDeleteFrom oz xx
Well ive heard it all now!!
ReplyDeleteResearch just in - 100% of people who recover from cancer have, at some point in their lives, drunk water - it must be a true MIRACLE CURE!
ReplyDeleteWe'll disregard that 100% of people who died of cancer also drank the water, zomg why are we being peddled this POISON, etc.
Just tell me he's not evangelising to his patients.
UUUM, and what sort of nurse is he? Does he work in psychiatry, is the effect of his patients getting to him.
ReplyDeleteIs he stressed?
Does he need more water for that.
Tagged you by the way!!
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Girl, in fairness Toes does spend a great deal of time carrying me around (literally) to places I'd otherwise never get to, reducing dislocations etc, but happily so far has made no mention of EDS water! He is however determined to create some sort of exo-skeleton to stop those raggy doll moments. heehee. He's thinking along the right lines there.
ReplyDeleteVi, I suspect the water is supposed to be a magical antidote to his lifestyle choices ;) Hope you are having a fab time mate! x
Casdok, I know! Great isn't it!
Mary, I know, it's such crap I'm amazed anyone believes it! In all seriousness though, Toes is an excellent nurse, possibly more so because he's eccentric
Pix, no he's not a psych nurse. He works in a department where outrageous behaviour, binge drinking etc seem to be the norm, and that's just the doctors. It is one of the most stressful depts to work in though, and does seem to affect them all quite badly.
Being serious for a second, he is still only in his 20's and without him and Ziggy (who's only 21) I would be lost as they are my primary carers although none of us would call it that. Patients love Toes because he listens to them and is kind. He has some unusual personal beliefs, but doesn't take them to work with him. Hectic day ahead for me, so I'll check the tag out later, hope you're ok, hugs x