The Begging Letter
This post by Duesexmacintosh originally appeared 
here 
Okay,  I really have reached the end of my tattered patience. I WAS going  to  post a thoughtful piece about the market clearing rate/efficiency  wages  and the Conservative MP who told the commons recently that 
disabled people are not as productive as their ‘normal’ colleagues   and therefore ought to be free to accept less than the minimum wage to   improve their chances of being hired, but why waste my time? I’m   obviously being unreasonable to expect the same rate of pay for doing   the same work. 
Latest news from the Department for Work and  Pensions is not much  brighter with the announcement of a national fraud  hit-squad trawling  the country 
postcode by postcode…
Fraud  investigators are launching a door-to-door blitz to  catch couples who  rake in extra benefits by falsely claiming to live  apart. The taskforce  hopes to save the taxpayer £100million by  interviewing every claimant  in high-risk postcode areas.
Their main targets are parents who say they live alone while in fact cohabiting with their partner or husband.
Officials  from the Department from Work and Pensions and Revenue and  Customs  will check benefit payments, bank accounts, tax credits and any  outside  earnings. They will also work with councils to check residential   addresses.

Meanwhile  someone who claimed government support to rent accommodation  from a  landlord who was in fact their partner returns to the House of  Commons  after an 
entire week’s suspension. The Financial Times says that David Laws is 
Not Above the Law   but I’d beg to differ. As someone on benefits I’d rightly be gaoled  for  doing what he did – and in fact the local council actually   lie-detectored me a couple of a months ago just in case I was doing just   that (sorry, but it turns out that SkepticLawyer and I are just good   friends). True, the results of this bogus technology are actually no   better than chance but that’s not the point. 
The first principle  of the rule of law – as I keep being told – is  “treat like cases  alike”. I have complained privately for several years  that we’re  turning into an “exceptional” society (common standards of  behaviour no  longer seem to apply because OUR case is always  “exceptional”) but in  this case I’m not sure if the message is that Laws  is too “exceptional”  to lose or that the source of my income means I’m  an “exception” to  fair treatment. 
As you can see from the earlier news story, all  it takes is living in  the wrong postcode for the government to be  empowered to examine my  bank account and the implication seems to be  that the goal of this new  taskforce is to eventually work its way  across the entire country so no  one on any benefits can reasonably  expect their financial records to be  private, the same way that  families who can’t afford private education  can’t be sure that 
the local council won’t set up a surveillance operation outside their home because they might be gaming the catchment areas.
And back onto disability issues, even the 
Supreme Court   has decided that those who can’t afford private night care can be   reasonably expected to deliberately soil themselves and wait until   morning rather than unreasonably expect their local authority to pay for   care assistance at night. So I guess that rather makes it official –   the only rights you actually have in this country (including basic   dignity) are the ones you can pay for.
Being British used to mean  you could expect general basic levels of  life, liberty and well being.  This wasn’t mandated by a written  constitution in the American style  but had persisted by common cultural  agreement right up until this  century. Habeas Corpus meant you couldn’t  be summarily detained or held  incommunicado by government or royal  authority and legal tradition  almost as long meant you couldn’t be put  to torture for a confession  either. Every citizen had identical legal  rights even if their personal  finances didn’t always guarantee them  identical standards of legal  representation. These rights were suspended  alongside Habeas Corpus in  the last decade as an anti-terror measure.  No I’m not trying to argue  that welfare is “a right” – sorry student  protestors but education  isn’t either, they’re both privileges – just  that the most important  identifying feature of a “right” was that it  applied to everyone  regardless of their economic performance. It was the  basis of our  stakeholding in what David Cameron now calls the “Big  Society”.
So  what exactly do I have to do in order to reclaim what I once  assumed  to be the natural inheritance of my citizenship? Response from  the left  and most anti-capitalists is simply “be rich”, but I’m trying  to be a  bit more nuanced and specific plus I’m in favour of the free  market.  The same way capitalism can’t see your colour (just your balance  sheet)  in a free market I’m free to ‘get the hell out of dodge’ by fair   means, or increasingly foul. Yes, I am thinking of MPs using public   money to profit from the booming UK property market and ‘flipping’   residence to dodge capital gains tax while they were at it. 
Chris Bryant MP, the current commons scourge of Rupert Murdoch is almost certainly right that the media has no place snooping on his 
social networking or 
financial arrangements,   but it is apparently fine for a government department or local   authority to do that to me. There’s a reasonable justification because   my rent is being underwritten by a government allowance (just like his).
So here’s my idea: I quit.
I  want nothing more to do with your shoddy system and quite frankly   after the names people like me have been called for the past 18 months, I   now feel that I owe you precisely 
nothing. Zip. Zero. The big goose egg. I 
used   to feel that I should be contributing whatever social capital I can in   lieu of the financial capital I lack, but I’m afraid any goodwill that   had been generated by the benefits I was entitled receive all these   years has rather been offset by the name calling. I owe Britain nothing.   It’s every woman for herself.
Now before my mother gets all  excited reading this, that does not  mean that I am returning to  Australia. Unless you can drive you can’t  get around properly over  there so it’s just not practical, plus it’s too  bloody hot. And I do  still live in Edinburgh which has views that are  tough to beat. But  even so, I’m moving to a croft in Shetland.

Not  tomorrow, obviously, but I’m going to move to Shetland and buy a  home  (the other idea was migrating to a distant corner of New Zealand  and  buying a dairy farm but the Kiwis won’t let me in because I’m   disabled). An additional perk is that Scots Law means you have ‘dominum’   over your property with full-on castle doctrine/get off my lawn style   rights, none of this feudal model of leasing it from ultimate crown   ownership nonsense. I have an idea for a business that will probably be   within the limits of my disability (I wont know for sure until I try)   and with the normal caveat of the one in three failure rate in first   three years of operation, might even provide enough income to free me   from benefits entirely. The only problem is that the whole system is   such a hash, I’m going to be a bit busy fighting the DWP for the next   five years for my share of the tattered scraps of disability benefits   that remain to actually do anything really productive towards this goal.   That’s unless I get some kind of Head Start.
Now interestingly  in the new privatised Work Programme devised by Ian  Duncan Smith, a  private company like Ingeus (tenders vary regionally)  will get a  healthy bounty of £14,000 for placing a long-term Incapacity  Benefit  claimant such as myself in a job and keeping me in it for a  year.  Personally I’d rather claim that money myself as I have economic   self-improvement ideas a bit more advanced than subsidised   shelf-stacking in Poundland and £14,000 would be a nice healthy deposit   on the croft (not a huge chunk given the overheated price of British   property in even the remotest of isles, but certainly a start). There is   also the small issue that since the collapse of the credit bubble,   people who aren’t working can effectively no longer qualify for credit   so a business loan won’t be the answer. I realise that I’m seen as a bad   risk but realistically, there’s no proof that ‘successful’ Work  Program  participants will be removed from the benefits system entirely  either  if they’ve been farmed out to minimum-wage jobs by the private   providers. They could still qualify for housing our council tax benefits   or an income top-up via tax credits because of low wages or be forced   out of work by their health and be back onto benefits entirely again in   another couple of years, leaving the tax-payer £14,000 out of pocket   despite scriptural levels of belief in the efficacy of financial   incentives (apparently they only work on corporations).
So why  can’t I get a piece of my own action? At the moment I’m  writing up a  business plan and when it’s complete I will be making a  formal  application to the DWP to do just that AND will be expecting to  get a  damn good reason alongside their response of ‘no’. You see, I 
know   that it’s one rule for the companies and another for the claimants and   I’m paranoid enough to believe that the only way to avoid the massive   economic misery this government seems intent on inflicting is to start   working on achieving post-apocalyptic levels of financial independence   right now. Unfortunately because I’m disabled, I can’t just go out and   get a job. My problem is not lack of motivation (thanks anyway, DWP)  I’m  simply not well enough to work full time and don’t currently live   anywhere I could achieve subsistence by drastically reducing my living   costs for food and power etc. by growing/generating my own. [On a croft   in Shetland, however...]
Well the government keeps saying that we  should count on the  charitable sector to step into the gap where  government provision of  welfare and services have been withdrawn, so  this is me sticking my hat  out, readers.
This is a begging letter asking you for money.

 I’m looking for someone (or a group of someones) to start by donating £2000 via 
Skepticlawyer.com.au   to establish a Disabled Person’s Trust with the purpose of buying and   developing a croft in Shetland. This will route the establishment money   direct to my lawyers (SkepticLawyer & LegalEagle) who will be  the  trustees so I don’t get the opportunity to blow it on a Bang  &  Olufsen television or something. I don’t think I would  because I have  much better plans for it, but I make no guarantees. [I'd  suggest making  the reference "DEM's DOMINIUM" to keep it seperate from  donations to the  Skepticlawyer blog itself]. £2000 is what it will  cost for a scottish  law firm to draw up the Trust Deed. 
After  that I’ll be trying to raise up to £250,000 for land and  business  development all of which will be donated directly to the trust  (because  apparently, people on benefits are all obsessed with consumer   electronics – despite the fact I don’t even HAVE a TV at the moment) and   only released at the discretion of the Trustees.
Pride is for  people who can afford choice. Nor am I  “exceptionally”  worthy either –  there are many deserving causes out there and I can  personally  recommend 
Dogs for the Disabled in the UK or 
Assistance Dogs Australia or another of the excellent 
Guide Dog   training charities in your area. You might like my business plan and   think it’s seriously worth a punt to make it happen (copies of what I   have so far are available by emailing a request to   deusexmacintosh@yahoo.co.uk – though keep in mind I’m still researching   at the moment) or you might just want to say “up yours” to The Man.  Your  motivations for giving are your business, I just need your money. 
Please give what you want to.
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