Saturday, July 14, 2012

Wanted: New Neighbours

Recently modernised 1st floor, 2 bedroom, affordable maisonette with stunning beach views. CH47


Would ideally suit handsome, single, intelligent chap with love of cooking, cats & no sense of smell. Please apply in writing to benefitscroungingscum@hotmail.co.uk

3 comments:

Ceeej said...

Ahh, all but the love of cats ;)

Ceeej said...

Oh, and the handsome. Intelligent might be a stretch too. Ever since the operation my sense of smell has returned too. Single though :)

hossylass said...

Possible that you may have to "realign your expectations" and settle for;
a man who doesn't frighten the horses, has minimal baggage, most of his own teeth, can manage stairs, cooks and shares, doesn't complain about the smell and can cope with an eccentric and sometimes confused cat.

Any improvement on that is a bonus...
Anything less may be deeply disappointing.
Sink much lower and it becomes deeply disturbing.

Ceeej, 10 out of 10 for honesty, and you are single and can cook, and so far... :)