For all the laughter and bravado, things like this crop up everywhere causing difficulty, complication and disability and quite frankly making me feel like shit. It seems that trying to book a flight could be a great deal more complicated than I'd thought. Fuckers.
Yes, if you are of reduced mobility, blind/vision impaired and travelling alone, with a sighted companion or with a guide dog then you must advise Ryanair of your condition and/or special assistance requirements on the same day as booking. Please see below for further information.*
Please note: A blind or vision impaired passenger who is accompanied by a sighted companion (on a one to one ratio) and requires no special assistance is not subject to the above safety limitation of 4 per flight, however they must advise Ryanair of their condition on the same day as booking.Online check-in facility is not available to vision impaired passengers travelling with a sighted companion.
Please note: Ryan Air, this is unbelievably fucking offensive...4 per flight, 4 per flight...4 what per flight?!?! Oh, you mean people, well fuck me you utter cunts why didn't you say so. What's that, you've already been taken to court over this? Sounds like someone needs to haul your sorry arses back there, wankers. Tosspots and wankers.