Thursday, December 25, 2008

You know you're getting old...



.....when you receive thermal bed socks and a plastic cat statue for Christmas....from the same person who in a previous year gifted you crotchless panties....


15 comments:

Slip said...

You could always put the panties on the plaster cat and wear the socks. Them babies will warm you up. Merry Christmas!

Fire Byrd said...

OMG!!!! don't ever get that old even if other people make the assumption you are!
xx

Mr. Nighttime said...

ROFL! See, now if you were creative, you could have said that you received socks and a pussy for Christmas...I'm just sayin...

Carnalis said...

warm toes in bed are always a Good Thing :D

My best season's wishes to you, and for the year ahead x

Devonshire Dumpling said...

Yes! I can really relate to that. I received thick bedsocks, an elctric blanket, a body warmer and fleecy pyjamas this year (and all I really wanted was Keanu Reeves)

having my cake said...

Ruf insists that I wear socks in bed at this time of year. He doesnt care for my protestations of deeply unsexy. He says permanently frozen feet on his leg are the biggest turn off :) Hope you had a good one x

kingmagic said...

Lil sis...did you get my present I sent you? I hunted high and low for a pair of socks hand knitted from a combination of yaks hair and wasps legs shavings lined with the glutinous sap from the jojoba tree. The reason I ask is that when the postman emptied the postbox he was chased by a pack of local dogs which were attracted by the scent of the socks...I think!
And dont let mum know that you get crotchless panties as presents..it would finish her off!
Take care. Big Bro xx

Testy Tiger said...

I got about 8 pairs of fleece socks (that's not counting the 4 pair I already own) and sweatpants and a sweatshirt for christmas! I hear ya, sister!

frogpondsrock said...

Well it could of been worse you could have received a Barry Manilow CD...

I actually asked for socks this year.. and received thick purple ones YaY.... (((hugs)))

spleenal said...

thermal bed socks with crotchless panties.
It sounds like a look.

Trixie said...

Well...it HAS been rather cold..keep you warmer than the panties!!!

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Nicey said...

Bendy,
Happy New Year hun, MMmmm those presenty are defo iffy if ya ask me
Laters
Nicey

Mysterious G said...

Can we have a picture of you wearing the crotchless panties as a comparison to the plastic pussy ? :)

Vicky said...

Nope, you REALLY know when you are getting old when you appreciate the hell out of gifts like that. We had socks for christmas this year and were genuinely really happy to get them. I remember a time when I was most unappreciative of useful gifts:P I am putting fluffy 'old lady' bootee slippers on my wishlist for my birthday.