You know you're getting old...

12/25/2008 11:47:00 am BenefitScroungingScum 15 Comments

You could always put the panties on the plaster cat and wear the socks. Them babies will warm you up. Merry Christmas!

OMG!!!! don't ever get that old even if other people make the assumption you are!
xx

ROFL! See, now if you were creative, you could have said that you received socks and a pussy for Christmas...I'm just sayin...

warm toes in bed are always a Good Thing :D

My best season's wishes to you, and for the year ahead x

Yes! I can really relate to that. I received thick bedsocks, an elctric blanket, a body warmer and fleecy pyjamas this year (and all I really wanted was Keanu Reeves)

Ruf insists that I wear socks in bed at this time of year. He doesnt care for my protestations of deeply unsexy. He says permanently frozen feet on his leg are the biggest turn off :) Hope you had a good one x

Lil sis...did you get my present I sent you? I hunted high and low for a pair of socks hand knitted from a combination of yaks hair and wasps legs shavings lined with the glutinous sap from the jojoba tree. The reason I ask is that when the postman emptied the postbox he was chased by a pack of local dogs which were attracted by the scent of the socks...I think!
And dont let mum know that you get crotchless panties as presents..it would finish her off!
Take care. Big Bro xx

I got about 8 pairs of fleece socks (that's not counting the 4 pair I already own) and sweatpants and a sweatshirt for christmas! I hear ya, sister!

Well it could of been worse you could have received a Barry Manilow CD...

I actually asked for socks this year.. and received thick purple ones YaY.... (((hugs)))

thermal bed socks with crotchless panties.
It sounds like a look.

Well...it HAS been rather cold..keep you warmer than the panties!!!

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Crystal

Bendy,
Happy New Year hun, MMmmm those presenty are defo iffy if ya ask me
Laters
Nicey

Can we have a picture of you wearing the crotchless panties as a comparison to the plastic pussy ? :)

Nope, you REALLY know when you are getting old when you appreciate the hell out of gifts like that. We had socks for christmas this year and were genuinely really happy to get them. I remember a time when I was most unappreciative of useful gifts:P I am putting fluffy 'old lady' bootee slippers on my wishlist for my birthday.