No, I haven't actually applied for any jobs, but on the basis that I'm a cripple and we have the DDA I expect you to employ me.
A job as a mobile bugging device would suffice, I know you have teeny tiny technology nowadays but I'm really rather teeny tiny too and I'm sure I could live in a light fitting for weeks on end.
'What's that you say? I'd have to live in a light fitting without being detected. Oh.'
Looking forward to my massive compensation settlement.
Lots of love, Bendy Girl