Cake's Inexplicable Crush meme or My Secret Sex Shame

3/12/2008 02:41:00 pm BenefitScroungingScum 13 Comments

Oh God. Cake, I may never forgive you for this one ;)

I know, I know, I know he's so much older he was finishing university before I was born, he was such a symbol of the previous government's hypocrisy that I danced and cheered at the moment he lost his seat in 1997, and yes, I also know his sexual preferences lie in a somewhat different direction to mine,er my sex even. That's why it's so deeply shameful. I just would. Must be the power thing.

I'm too ashamed to even write his name.


Bwahahahahaha! Even IE7 is rebelling. It's named the page it's trying to go to but refusing to load it :)

Casdok said...

As you said, must be a power thing!!

Mary said...

*hovers over link*
*does not click*

You ought to read this, then!

Samantha said...

Mine would be Terry Wogan *hangs head in shame*

cogidubnus said...

Hon...I hate everything his party (at the time) stood for, but seeing him in debate was truly something else ... he's one of the most articulate and convincing politicians produced by the second half of the 20th century...

If you ever saw him facing Dianne Abbott (what a trial of opposites) you'd realise the quality of what you'd got...

No shame...he has something (albeit of the dark side) about him...

I have absolutely no idea who he is..

so I can just look at him and go, mmm ok yeah maybe...

cheers kim xxx

The Goldfish said...

You're not to tell anyone about this, but yes, I've always thought so myself.

Vi said...

I haven't a clue who he is, but he really isn't that BAD looking!

Cake: See, I told you it was bad!

Cas: There can be no other reason ;)

Mary: Probly for the best

Wordsmith: Clearly I am in good company! Thank you for that x

Samantha: Yours is worse than mine! hehehehee x

Cogi: Funnily enough watching him spar with her on This Week is probably what inspired the crush! Great minds hey!

Kim: If you knew his past politics, knowing just some of your beliefs I'm not sure you'd still be going mmm, maybe. There's a certain irony about a blog called benefit scrounging scum naming him as a crush you see!

Goldfish: Hello, welcome. It's ok, I'll keep your sordid secret ;)

Vi: definitely not his looks that make it so shameful ;) x

Ro said...

I have to admit he gained a certain charm once he gave up the hunt for power and came to realise that the sun did not shine out of his nether regions. Still not exactly my type though ;^)

well done for honesty ... spookily he is on tv RIGHT NOW ... i understand the power thing, really.

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