You know it's a bad day...

6/21/2008 03:48:00 pm BenefitScroungingScum 16 Comments

When after only being awake a few hours you're ready to go back to bed. Having been given evil looks by some old bloke for parking with a blue badge, then a defiant rather than embarrassed look when they see you limp off. Into a shop in which you trip over a table and accidentally punch the glass cabinets you're too uncoordinated to judge the distance of.

I think I'd better go back to bed before I destroy anything else!


Anonymous said...

Are we feeling fragile, sod the old bloke youve got more right than him to park there, dont feel embarrased about using your blue badge either. As for tripping over a table youre either clumsy or it was positioned in a dangerous way hey crap happens keep your spirits up we all have rubbish days !!

Jurid xxx

Bonetired said...

Illegitimi non carborundum

know the feeling about parking in blue badges. been known to exagerate my limp (no need to at the moment mind you!)

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, BG

You're not missing much today. It's horrible outside and it's supposed to be mid-Summer! :-(

Stay under the duvet and play with your toys ;-)

Anonymous said...

Bontired its
Noli nothis permittere te terere. actually :-P

bonetired said...

anonymous 5:56 ah yes .. Henry Beard ... Got that book as well!

Anonymous said...

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!

Lege atque lacrima.

Joanna Cake said...

Oh, caveat emptor quo vadis, damn my comprehensive!

Anonymous said...

For those missing it: "If you can read this sign, you can get a job in the fast paced, high-paying world of Latin!" And that my dear people is that!

So you were the bull in the china shop today? See what happens when you play with power tools too much? ;-)

Hope the rest of your day goes better.

You're not alone - I know the feeling too!

Dark Side said...

Bollox to the old bloke, there are some of those too that whouldn't have badges.....hope the day got a bit better...xx

Oh, forgot to mention; tag! You're it!

kingmagic said...

Lil've just reminded me to replace the 'beer mat' in my windscreen. I think the local Tescos are on to me!

If you get hungry and get out of not...under any not...try and open a tin of corned beef, you'll slash yourself with the key thingy/sharp lid. And whilst tired do not...under any not...make toast, you'll end up burning down the kitchen.

I have done both these things...many years ago...whilst tired...okay then whilst drunk!

Take it easy lil sis...Big bro xx

Fire Byrd said...

bed is probably the best place for the weekend anyway with or without toys or powertools. Sleep is what i'd advocate!

Italy v Spain tonight.

The Italians will no doubt bore us senseless and win right at the end.

P cant stand the Spanish: racist lazy twatts the lot of them.

Fancy being Spanish! Poor sods.

Jurid: I am the dictionary definition of clumsy ;)

Bonetired and Jurid: Children please ;) As for the Latin, if it's not Caecilius est en triclinium I'm lost! lol

Steph: Sorry to hear you're limping so atm, hugs x

Cake: I've not idea either ;)

MrN: Usually am! lol

Welshcakes: Hello! Sorry to hear that, it's pants ;)

Rae: Hehe, where I live there are more blue badges than there are old people-generally parking badly with the badge and sprinting away from the car!! x Like the new name btw

BigBro: Naughty boy! I know who not to invite to stay now ;)
Although, corned beef, seriously?!

BB: Advice taken and feeling better for it ty x

MrP: Hello, erm?!